I like Them Real Thick & Sprucey Socks
Store Pickup Available
STANDARD SHIPPING RATE $7.95 (SOME EXCLUSIONS APPLY.)
DESCRIPTION
These are for anyone who loves their trees like they love their humor — bold, a little cheeky, and definitely not artificial. These forest green socks feature kelly green toes and heels, cuff stripes in green and white, and a festive pattern that shifts from stars to checks to snowflakes. Down the side, a row of evergreens sets the scene while the text spells it out: “I Like Them Real Thick & Sprucey.”
Made from 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic, they’re soft, breathable, and tough enough for chopping down the perfect Christmas tree, sipping spiked cocoa, or simply flexing your appreciation for the great outdoors. One size fits most (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12), making them a fun holiday gift or a self-purchase if you want to deck your own halls.
Seasonal, silly, and just the right amount of naughty, these socks keep your feet cozy while keeping your tree standards high. If you know what we mean.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Standard shipping $7.95* — or get FREE shipping when you spend $100! (*Some exclusions apply.)
Orders are shipped USPS or UPS. Standard shipping typically takes 3-5 business days, while expedited shipping takes 1-3 business days.
Returns
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.