Cool, Straight-talking Humor Greeting Cards

Holy Flaps – Razor-Sharp Wit at Its Finest
From the award-winning Holy Flaps collection comes a greeting card that slices through the ordinary with razor-sharp humor and unapologetic charm. Measuring 4.72 x 6.69 inches, this card is the perfect size to deliver maximum impact.

Packaged with a bold Neon Orange or White envelope, it’s impossible to miss – just like the punchline. The inside is blank, giving you full creative control to add your own message of hilarity, heart, or both.

Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or those “just because” moments when only savage wit will do.