Cool, straight-talking Humor Greeting Cards
Store Pickup Available
STANDARD SHIPPING RATE $7.95 (SOME EXCLUSIONS APPLY.)
DESCRIPTION
Holy Flaps – Razor-Sharp Wit at Its Finest
From the award-winning Holy Flaps collection comes a greeting card that slices through the ordinary with razor-sharp humor and unapologetic charm. Measuring 4.72 x 6.69 inches, this card is the perfect size to deliver maximum impact.
Packaged with a bold Neon Orange or White envelope, it’s impossible to miss – just like the punchline. The inside is blank, giving you full creative control to add your own message of hilarity, heart, or both.
Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or those “just because” moments when only savage wit will do.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Standard shipping $7.95* — or get FREE shipping when you spend $100! (*Some exclusions apply.)
Orders are shipped USPS or UPS. Standard shipping typically takes 3-5 business days, while expedited shipping takes 1-3 business days.
Returns
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.