Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol Tea Towel
Store Pickup Available
STANDARD SHIPPING RATE $7.95 (SOME EXCLUSIONS APPLY.)
DESCRIPTION
If your holiday wish list has exactly one item on it, this tea towel speaks your truth loud and clear. Bright red with crisp white lettering, it spells out the only gift that really matters: Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol.
Surrounding the text are playful line illustrations of Santa hoisting a frothy mug, cocktails clinking, snowflakes, trees, and cheerful polka dots that make it look like the world’s most festive bar menu.
Made from soft, absorbent cotton and sized at 19" x 25", it’s ready to dry dishes, tackle spills, or hang proudly where guests can chuckle (and relate).
Perfect for holiday hosts, cocktail enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that sometimes the spirit of Christmas is… well, spirits.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Standard shipping $7.95* — or get FREE shipping when you spend $100! (*Some exclusions apply.)
Orders are shipped USPS or UPS. Standard shipping typically takes 3-5 business days, while expedited shipping takes 1-3 business days.
Returns
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.