Hey Jesus It's Ur Birthday Socks
Store Pickup Available
STANDARD SHIPPING RATE $7.95 (SOME EXCLUSIONS APPLY.)
DESCRIPTION
'Tis the season to party like it’s year zero.
These festive socks feature none other than the birthday boy, Jesus himself, decked out in a red robe, party hat, and holding a balloon. Naturally.
Surrounded by classic Christmas sweater vibes (think red and white reindeer, trees, and geometric chain patterns), the design delivers a mix of reverence and ridiculousness. Light blue is the main backdrop, with bold red cuffs, heels, and toes to round out the look.
Go out caroling or drink some spiked eggnog. Or, you know, just survive the next awkward family dinner. These socks bring divine energy and comic relief to the holiday season.
Made from a comfy 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic blend, they’re a cozy fit for most (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12).
Slip these on and celebrate the reason for the season. Or something like that.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Standard shipping $7.95* — or get FREE shipping when you spend $100! (*Some exclusions apply.)
Orders are shipped USPS or UPS. Standard shipping typically takes 3-5 business days, while expedited shipping takes 1-3 business days.
Returns
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.